Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Enemies


We should attack Iran immediately.  The Russians are our number one enemy.  Obama is an enemy of freedom.  Planned Parenthood is an enemy of children and honest women.  Contraception is everyone’s enemy.  The world is filled with evil and enemies.  It has to be, because that makes foreign policy easier.  It makes domestic policy easier.  It makes everything easier.  Everybody knows how to treat an enemy … especially if you yourself are wonderful, amazing, and exceptional.  There is no need for diplomacy, compromise, or justification.  Evil is by definition wrong, so no one needs to be told why it is wrong.  Evil is scary too, and the more people are afraid the fewer questions they seem to ask.  A world full of enemies is a great world, but don’t worry if your world isn’t really filled with evil enemies … you can always invent them.

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