If you have a motorcycle accident while your girlfriend is
riding behind you on the motorcycle, and you happen to be the coach of a major
football program who also happens to be the married father of four, don’t try
to pretend she wasn’t there. How many
times do we have to be taught this lesson for it to sink in with someone? If you are a celebrity, and major college
football coaches qualify, you won’t be able to successfully lie about your
indiscretions. Personally, the lesson
for me would be to not sleep with the twenty five year old. However, if you really want to break the
promises you have made to your wife and run the risk of destroying your family,
you need to be really careful. You also
have to realize that no matter how careful you are you might crash your motorcycle
when she is on it, and if that happens you won’t be able to cover it up and
should just be honest as soon as you possibly can. By the way, this lesson is also relevant
should if you are a major star in professional basketball and you want to have
your coach fired without anybody really catching on that you want your coach
fired. Listen, it’s really pretty
simple. You’re too popular for someone not
to discover your lies. America loves an
honest sinner and will forgive you in half a second. Combine those two, and you have the lesson
here. If someone catches you with your
pants down, whether literally and figuratively, don’t try to convince them that
you’re really wearing shorts.
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