Real Men

Real men kick ass when they have a problem.  They don’t show emotion.  They don’t talk.  They’d never negotiate.  A real man would rather cry than negotiate.  And apologizing … well that would be absurd.  Shoot first, shoot often, and ask questions later … if ever.  If you don’t acknowledge a mistake, then it goes away.  If you don’t recognize weakness, it disappears.  If you destroy everything in your path, and succeed, then it is gone.  That is strength.  A real man is strong.  A real man is also a man … an old school man.  He is strong, but chivalrous.  A real man protects women.  A real man wouldn’t let a woman, any woman, go cavorting about with government funded contraception.  Real men know that women who have sex for any reason other than to create kids, preferably future real men, are endangering themselves.  They are also sluts.  Rush Limbaugh is a real man.  Rambo is a real man.  Romney, Santorum, and Gingrich all want to be real men.  If you ask me, our problem really isn’t that we don’t have enough real men.