It is now illegal to text while driving in Pennsylvania. Big government strikes again. Why is it government’s place to tell me that
someone’s life is more important than letting my friends know I’ll be late for
drinks? That’s up to me and the free
market to decide. If I want to risk
driving over someone, I should be able to.
In fact, if I drive over someone foolish enough to walk alongside the
road while I’m checking facebook I shouldn’t even go to jail. Why should the government be allowed to put
anyone in jail? If the natural
repercussions aren’t enough to dissuade me, then it shouldn’t be a
problem. Damn that government, trying to
feed people, provide for their education, protect people them being poisoned by
chemicals, guarantee that their young children don’t work twelve hour days, and
now protecting them from being run over by people typing messages in cutesy
code to their friends. Where are we, the
Soviet Union? We must come together to
stop this intrusion into our lives! There
was a time when we could have slaves … and then big government came along and
took that right away. Now it’s
texting. If they protect gays and take
away our guns, what’s left? Soon, we won’t
be able to marginalize or kill anyone without big government stepping in. So let your friends know the time has come to
take a stand. Preferably, text them
while driving somewhere at night in Pennsylvania. LOL!
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