Republicans are worried about backing off on their no tax
pledge and settling for something less than closing down the Federal Government
in order to avoid falling off the fiscal cliff.
They seem ready to be reasonable, to enter into a compromise and even to
admit it. They just seem unsure as to
what they should tell their more Libertarian and Tea Partying followers. Well, I want to help out and I know just what
they should do. They just need to look
to the Human League for guidance … and here is what they should say:
Hey, person who thinks government is evil and the earth was
created in six days complete with dinosaur fossils, dry your eyes. Wipe those tears away. We don’t want to see you cry. We wouldn’t try to hurt you, we just needed
to talk sense for a while in order to avoid economic oblivion. We’ve made some mistakes, after all we are only
flawed humans born to sin. We really do
long to be back in your arms. Heck,
maybe the tears you all are crying aren’t tears of pain. Maybe they are only to hide your guilt and
shame. Maybe you’ll forgive us and ask
us to forgive you, because maybe while we were off solving problems you were
human too.
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